"Did you ever notice that people who hold strong beliefs - cult members for example - tend to bring their children up to believe the same thing? So overall, the percentage of the population that believes in one thing or another tends to remain the same. Our group currently represent less that 1% of the world population. We don't have particularly interesting or compelling beliefs to convert people, but we do want our numbers to grow. Our solution is to have a lot of kids. The problem is that human females are fairly limited in the number of children they can have, usually only about one a year. So, we are investigating the possibility of using anthropomorphic cats to rapidly increase our numbers. Did you know a cat can have 8 kittens per litter up to 3 times a year? That's up to 420,000 kittens in just 7 years (thanks Google!) If we can harness this power then soon our group will grow to be the 99% instead of the 1%! Don't you want to be a member of the fastest growing demographic in the world?"
-- Tom